Easter Jokes 2021

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52 Best Easter Jokes for an Eggs-cellent Time at Your Family Dinner Table

Easter is one of our favorite holidays, and for good reason. From hand-painted eggs to the bright, springy colors, there's something for everyone to love. What's more, the Easter Bunny doesn't discriminate when it comes to age either: Grown-ups can get excited about indulging in a festive Easter brunch, the younger set can wait with baited breath for all those great Easter gifts for kids, and people of every age can look forward to a delicious slice of Easter cake.

There’s a silly side of Easter that can be fun too—especially for kids—which is why we're sharing the best Easter jokes for you to enjoy at this year’s holiday festivity. When it comes to posting an Easter caption on Instagram or shooting a quick text to your friends to wish them a happy Easter, we recommend sticking with one of these hilarious one-liners. These clean, punny, and sometimes downright goofy jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on anyone's face. And they double as all-purpose Easter wishes and Easter quotes as well!

Scroll through, pick out a few favorites, and get ready to laugh!

Funny Jokes About Easter

• Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where? The dictionary!

• What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.

• How does Easter end? With an "R"!

• Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot!

• How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!

• What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!

• What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.

• What kind of bean can't grow in a garden? A jelly bean.

• What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.

Funny Jokes About the Easter Bunny

• What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

• What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.

• What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.

• What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!

• What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!

• How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.

• What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant? IHOP.

• Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.

• How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He eggs-ercises.

• How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Hare-obics.

• How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.

• How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny? Use hare-mail!

• What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!

• What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.

• What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop.

• What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate bunny.

• What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball.

• What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.

• Why couldn't the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!

• Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It's a tender tail!

• Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.

• What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.

• What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny.

Funny Jokes About Easter Eggs

• What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?

• What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!

• Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!

• What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.

• What's an Easter egg's least favorite day? Fry-day.

• What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolk-er.

• What happens if you tell a joke to an Easter egg? It cracks up.

• What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.

• Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!