Footy Fraud

Football one-liners for those unversed in the language of the beautiful game.

Repeat these football phrases to your mates and look like an absolute lad...

Ever been down the pub & all your mates are banging on about football (don't call it soccer you mug) & you don't have a clue what's going on?

Makes you feel like a right bonehead.

Well those days are over, sunshine. Pull your phone out on the sly. Open up Footy Fraud and press that magic button.

Do your best to sound like a proper boy or girl & drop that football one-liner.

BOSH!

You look like an absolute LAD (or lass).

And there's plenty more where that came from.

100s of up to date football / soccer one-liners written by real football fans, designed to spark conversation. Just press the button & Footy Fraud will throw you a soccer themed conversational nugget you can be proud of.

Phrases are updated weekly to reflect what's going on in the world of football / soccer right now!

Including FIFA, International Football, Premier League/Premiership, World Cup and UEFA Champions League. From Manchester United, Chelsea and Liverpool FC to West Bromwich Albion, Preston North End and Watford.

A little bit like Bluffball, only bigger, better and real.