Funny Jokes Cards

FUNNY JOKES CARDS sends funny Rodney Dangerfield Jokes to family & friends

This free Funny Jokes Cards is guaranteed to put a smile on your face because it is simply the funniest app for Android.

Have you ever been in a company through friends and family, telling each other jokes? FUNNY JOKES CARDS is an app that will always give you more and more jokes to tell and laugh. And if you just feel like wasting 5 minutes, you can always open Funny Jokes Cards and put the smile on :) We are happy to present to you, the funniest app for Android!

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I saved a girl from being attacked last. I controlled myself.

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Boy were we poor, if I wasn't born a boy, I would had nothing to play with.

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A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. nobody was home.

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I asked my wife, "Is there somebody else?" She said, "There MUST be."

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My dad and I used to play tag. He'd drive.

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Rodney Dangerfield Stand Up Jokes With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything! What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me! Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance. I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back! Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes. When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again." I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over! I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room. With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave. What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm! Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch. I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless! One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida. I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer." My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through." I come from a stupid family.

Funny Jokes Cards is an app where you can send and share your jokes to your friends. Funny jokes app now available on android store Send funny jokes to your friends and family with greeting cards.

Funny Jokes Cards features are:

• Choose card from various HD quality funny jokes cards

• Choose jokes from jokes gallery

• Wish them with your own text,

• You can Save and Share greetings with your mobile's social networking apps

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• It is easy to use and no internet connection needed.

Download Funny Jokes Cards and surprise your friends with the best funny jokes!