Tissue For Your Issue

Vous vous êtes cogné l'orteil ! Ayez un mouchoir pour votre problème... salle d'urgence dans une boîte

On a casual walk in the park you slipped down a bank and ended up in a cave.

You're covered in mud, your clothes are tattered and worn and worst of all is that throbbing sensation coming from your big toe. It's been looking purple ever since you stubbed it on the way in and unless you can find a tissue soon we're gonna have to amputate it from the waist.

As the first tissue respondent on scene you'll have to navigate the treacherous cave until a purple foot or toe should reveal itself.

You have an issue and the tissues on the way... don't let the bubble wrap stop you or you'll lose even more credibility from the casual park walkers and joggers association. If that happens you'll be needing a spare box of tissues to last the week.