Types of high school students

What are all the different types of high school students?

The know-it-all kid.

Asks irrelevant questions just to show off their knowledge, short-tempered, is an SJW, very competitive, also the only one to mention that the teacher forgot to collect homework, disliked by most others.

The backbiter friend.

Super sweet to be around but talks shit about you as soon as you leave. She speaks in a fake accent, lies often, has ruined friendships, gets passive-aggressive and hostile if confronted about it.

The intelligent lazy kid.

Doesn’t pay attention in class, doodles in the margin, has a great sense of humour & likes dark or dirty jokes. Others secretly envy him, he knows that but doesn’t care. Realises he can top the class but doesn’t cause he’s lazy af. Pities himself once in a while. Likes starfish x octopus porn.

The sidekick.

The short kid with a squeaky voice who's always smiling but can be pretty sly, will stick to a person until they find someone new.

The popular ones, of course.

Hang out in cliques, usually into sports or cheerleading. People usually have a lot of assumptions about them, and either worship or envy them. They can be douches or be surprisingly nice, dumb as an ox or super-smart. The Point No. 4 kid loves them.

The kid who just exists.

Weird transfer kid, kinda big, sits in a back corner. He looks like he’ll snap if you initiate a conversation, doesn’t participate in class and just exists. Sometimes you even forget that he does.

The boy-crazy girl.

Or the girl-crazy boy. Or the boy-crazy-boy/girl-crazy-girl. They’ll make sure to flaunt their relationships on social media, always busy with their SO, or busy with someone else’s SO, & are either cute or cringe.

The “high”-school kid.

Hates maths even if they don’t cause “meth>math.” Likes metal, hoodies, claims to be dead inside & posts edgy quotes on SNS captioned with “: )” which sometimes gets you worried for them. And oh, he secretly likes anime.

The class clown.

Snapchats religiously, is bad at saving money, doesn’t get the best of grades although he tries his best. He’s nice, doesn’t have the best jokes but his antics are always hilarious. Bear hugs are his specialty.

The serial dater.

The pretty girl who suddenly got popular with the dudes, she shows skin and flirts a lot. Does average in class & probably has a new boyfriend every second Saturday.